Thursday, April 20, 2006

Insert Illicit Drug Reference Here

Yes it's 4/20. Munchies, hacky sacks, short-term memory, Grateful Dead, Big Lebowski, bong hit, yadda yadda yadda. You've heard all the jokes already. If this is a "holiday" you actually "celebrate," you're either a sophomore in college or an idiot. Either way, you should find something else to read. *bitter defeat* withholds any endorsement of cannabis sativa and its derivatives... mainly because the management supports the use of much harder drugs.

Speaking of which... PETEWATCH 2006!! Frequent worshipper at The Church of the Glass Dick and erstwhile musician Pete Doherty has been placed on probation and ordered back into rehab. Let the revolving door spin! **UPDATE** Fastest revolution yet!! Oh Pete, you poor, glorious bastard.

Yo La Tengo is releasing a selection of their by-request covers from past WFMU on-air benefits. Just a guess, but it's probably for completists only.

Check out the trailer for Clerks 2. Poor Kevin Smith. He should really go back to writing Daredevil comics, because this whole movie thing just isn't working out anymore. Based on the preview, the movie a) sucks, or b) doesn't have a single funny moment without serious profanity. $20 on the former.

Robert Pollard show at Irving Plaza tonight. One small step for Bob, a giant leap on my road to Alcoholics Anonymous. See you in the emergency room.

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